#i love his gay ass outfit on john it's so fuckin stupid
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repressedgaymer Ā· 1 month ago
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dare i say most iconic john outfit?
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pinktatertots99 Ā· 4 years ago
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šŸ”„ Feelings on the canon ships of Homestuck?
Send Me a šŸ”„+ a Topic, and Iā€™ll Tell You My Honest Opinion About It
god am i gonna need to go with the sequals too? just og or all ships thatā€™re considered canon by the end? whatever iā€™ll just go in order in what might be theĀ ā€˜canonā€™ ships from all three of these categories. this is gonna be fucking long so anything and everything is under the cut. also iā€™m SO not gonna add hiveswap that can be its own separate ask. so:
roxygen: itā€™s a cute ship...but the sequal vers is garbage considering how inconsiderate roxy is to johnā€™s feelings and his house burning down like damn rox this is the guy who sat with ya as ya mourned doom roseā€™s death give the guy some fuckin time himself.
rosemary: also cute ship...sequal versions are fuckin godawful tho. their barely a thing in meat from wha i can gather and then thereā€™s candy...oh CANDY kanaya deserves better fuck this sense of her sayin sheā€™s over it idc if it was off screen, even then half the cast ate stupid pills during that time so WHY must i be surprised that this is wha happens?
dave/kat: i dun like it. in either universe. meat is just perfect gay bois who have occasional deep talks and literally do nothing else while candy they split up thanks to jade which, geez ya guys mustā€™ve been shit to tell her to fuck off like come on. og hs wise i barely consider them canon if we only get pictures and them just being on equal footing on quadrant talk. not to mention dave implied to be crushing on jade and JOHN not karkat, idk where this couple even came from other then love triangle situation with terezi but like, thatā€™s barely much of a reason to become canon. iā€™d go with em bein pale/moirails more.
jadedave: iā€™m guessing candy and meat i thought meat implied they were dating but may aswell. so....it sucks but thats because candy and meat suck, meat daveā€™s basically cheating on her i didnt hear any implication they broke up and sheā€™s like...chill??? and then thereā€™s candy where she literally forced him and kar to break up and dated after dirk apparently died, i do not like the implications of this whole thing. course candy dave is dead and a robot now so...anyways canon wise dave had a crush on her and if jade does like him iā€™d hope itā€™s not cause of davesprite cause despite both being daveā€™s they were different. itā€™s cute otherwise.
davepetajade: itā€™s...cute? i guess? idk i kinda found davepeta a bit...idk overwhelmingly overrated? like i know where their popularity came from but readin the series now after all that hype i dont really see it anyways tho itā€™s basically davespritejade with nepeta in the mix. and idk nothin implied much of nepeta liking jade, or talkin to her much. and davepetasprite is a mesh of both so idk. itā€™s a ship with cute fanon works of em hanging with outfits but thatā€™s bout it.
janejake: i hate it. legit. this is disgusting and completely throws out janeā€™s character. like even in the fixed timeline the talk she had with dirk probably still happened on the god bedā€™s and how she acknowledged wha she thought was wrong on wantin jakeā€™s kids and so on trickster still happened and how she also realized she mightā€™ve overhyped jake. but lets throw it ALL out the window to force jake in an unhappy marriage in both universes and possibly force him to stay in candy due to having tavvy if iā€™m reading the implications right. even then jake isnā€™t good for jane either both got their own needs this ship wouldā€™ve been sunked in canon and WAS but the sequals are beyond it so maybe that explains it but it disgusts me.
roseterezi: guess in meat specifically. yeah i kinda dont...care for it, like i still cant tell if rose and kanaya broke up or if she just fucked off without breaking up either one is fucked up on kanā€™s behalf. even then i just dont care for their kismesis it got brought up once and that was it.
jaderose: candy wise i guess even tho it was a fling. it disgusts me still mostly because of kanā€™s behalf on bein fucked over and both goin through aĀ ā€˜surrogationā€™ process without her notice. like fuck this shit the jaderose fans deserve better.
roxycallie: idk if this oneā€™s canon but itā€™s heavily implied callie lives with roxy least in candy. itā€™s cute, cant deny it even in og it was pretty cute, dont really care for candy vers tho but then again maybe their not a couple in it idk whatā€™s canon couples anymore.
johnterezi: literally fucked in meat universe and john has kismesis feelings for her in canon. itā€™s...interesting, idk tho i feel like itā€™s one sided on johnā€™s side.
ms paint/spade slick: i cant deny itā€™s cute, heā€™d least know how to treat a lady but god iā€™d hope it wouldnt be his only defining trait with her. also want ms paint to call his bullshit out pls and thanks.
dirkjake: honestly i cant tell if their STILL canon in og or not god forbid the sequals. in general though...i dont. i honestly dont really like em together much. they seem like the type to least stay friends but idk bout another relationship would be a good idea for em. maybe later down the line but otherwise canon wise they need a break.
and now for the canon one timer ships this involves any ships implied, uncomfirmed, ex-relationships, crushes, etc:
arasol: itā€™s cute, best ship. their quadrant was never confirmed but regardless their cute. sol tho in the sequals deserved better then to get abandoned by aradia goddamn.
fefsol: also cute, i live for both of em bein assā€™s together.
erisol: oh boi this one...this was...yeah i cant even deny they wouldnt be too healthy, i like lookin at fanon ways tho for em. canon wise tho yeaaaah no these guys definietly wouldnt work.
gamtav: itā€™s...cute but boi gamzee needs some help i think.
gamsol: -sollux did imply he either wanted a kismesis or matesprit with him in one of the flashes- again same as gamtav.
aradia/equius: BIG NOPE nope nope nope equi thatā€™s weird wha ya did never do it again thank fuck aradia hasnt been around him since.
karterezi: their actually kinda cute, looking back on em they couldā€™ve worked. stupid doomed timeline bullshit.
daverezi: also kinda cute, idk tho if i got flushed for em tho i get more pale vibes but it was semi-a thing.
kanvris: itā€™s baaaaad kanaya deserves much better and vriska never seemed much the type for cementing into a relationship.
vristav: even worse, like iā€™d like to thank fuck tav one up-ed her in the end cause fuck wha he had to go through.
karmeenah: it...could be cute? maybe? only iffy part is the ages, i thought the dancestors were like sixteen tho since the kids said they were teenagers even tho they were at the time about fourteen? idk tho if eighteen is considered an adult in alternia or not tho itā€™s kinda implied to be? anyways tho itā€™s just off puttin maybe a bit tho.
meenahvris: itā€™s kinda cute, it was atleast, idk lookin back it does feel more unhealthy.
rufidama: baaaaaad i love rufi but heā€™s got some bullshit he needs worked out and damara deserves someone better.
rufihorr: just as bad as above, both deserve someone better or atleast horrus does with some therapy on it rufioh i think should just chill on relationships but itā€™s so obvious their not meant to be.
mitula: itā€™s cuuuuuute i cant deny it, ...okay fanon vers is canon is barely anything and tula does give more pale implications for tuna but with how protective she was over damara near him itā€™s sweet, but god do i wish canon tuna gave more feelings for tula.
kantula: itā€™s...creepy. like itā€™s so obvious the vantas bois cant communicate well but kankriā€™s crush feels almost pressuring on tula when he kept goin about them and goinĀ ā€œoh but weā€™re totally friends and iā€™m celibate so itā€™s okay its whatevsā€ like kan go to a corner give tula some air to breath.
crotuna: BIG NOPE cronus needs to learn fuckin boundaries thirsty fish bastard.
should i even add cro//eri due to the fact he literally asked an eridan out? regardless gross, ew, no, iā€™ll take the fanon ampora brothers anyday canon i didnt fuckin need that thx.
porrnea: it was implied to be more of a fling. idk considerin araneaā€™s track record i cant really say iā€™d trust her in many flushed quads. and porrim seems the type to have hers open and not a closed off thing so idk they got different cases.
aranea/jake: i cant deny itā€™s fuckin cute, iā€™d wouldā€™ve loved if they tried to do somethin but aranea was definietly uhhh not a good choice for jake. least she backed off when he didnt wanna be kissed but man yeah, it was cute while it lasted.
kurmeu: i cant deny the idea kur forced himself quiet due to hurting meu hurts me in a sweet way but as of rn them beinĀ ā€˜paleā€™ and him mind controllin her when we dunno if sheā€™s alright with this or not is...disturbing.
vristerezi: i am HIGHLY doubtful this is canon considering everything but i guess i gotta cement this. i dont see em as canon in og or sequal wise since vris is still gone in both, even then i dont like, see it, i see it but idk man i like em more pale then pail.
erifef: honestly no. both are much too different for a relationship, kinda glad they uh...got cut short cause honestly even their moirailship wasnt healthy whatā€™s to say a matespritship would? on BOTH sides mind you.
rosejohn: thank karkatā€™s shipping board. anyways, i think their cute cause fuck it rose is a bi-con to me, canon wise probably wouldnt work but iā€™ll take fanon.
vriseri: kinda glad they got cut short of their kismesis cause boi eridan deserves a better one with how shit vriska was in breaking up with him.
johnvris: it was cute, i cant deny iā€™m soft over how the two talked things about vriskaā€™s life and johnā€™s itā€™s just kinda cute. itā€™s obvious tho canon wise with wha john went through it wont work out. wouldā€™ve loved if they became moirails tho but o well canon is god i guess.
spadePM: i dont like much of their implications, would be an unhealthy relationship regardless considerin spadeā€™s flushed and PMā€™s pitch, they deserve some therapy and other people.
dadbert/momlonde: their cute i like the implications of em, sad they died though, it was cute while it lasted.
meowrails: may aswell count moirails in this shipping mess. anyways their cute, they gimmie sibling vibes course equius early into it was so...not a good moirail.
kurtuna: i guess it might be cute moirails? idk tho with kurlozā€™s implications it concerns me.
gamkar: as moirails...karkat was fuckin shit at his job i cant sugarcoat it. i get where itā€™s from heā€™s not gamā€™s lusus and shouldnā€™t be forced to check on him during his time of gettin high and such, i get they were kids, but god gam kinda deserved a better moirail. and then later on in the series it gets more fucked up between kar gettin stabbed by him and both in a pretty unhealthy moirailationship to the fixed timeline where gamzee is just shut into a fridge and kar doesnt fuckin care, like dude, wow. gamzee was bad yeah but damn, harsh a tad.
terezigam: as a kismesis itā€™s almost disgustingly unhealthy to me and honestly terezi deserved better and gamzee maaaaybe shouldnā€™t get a kismesis, ever, unless he can sort his shit out -the sequals tho wont do that lol-
minorly gonna count johndave in this: idk if i can see john reciprocating for dave so daveā€™s crush on him almost kinda hurts, especially since fixed timeline daveā€™s john is well, dead and our john is probably still different from his john, has angst but man i kinda dont mind it as a one sides crush itā€™s nice confirmation of dave bein bi atleast.
nepetajasper/jasprose: i cant see it, itā€™s disturbing i guess. i like em more as friends but jasprose is probably more creepy bout it.
signless/diciple: i think considerin the implications they were fuckin adorable and deserved the best.
summoner/mindfang: itā€™s kinda sad considerin its implied mindfangā€™s love for him mightā€™ve been one sided, they couldā€™ve been cute tho.
orphanor/mindfang: probably sounded like the best kismesisā€™s until he murdered dolorosa.
dolorosa/mindfang: BIG NOPE i dun like the implications.
condence/orphaner: since itā€™s implied orphaner had a crush on her, gonna say tho big nope considerin condence is a bitch.
condence/lord english: its hard to decipher their relationship in canon, but to cover all my bases itā€™s big nope to me somethin bout it makes me uncomfy despite both bein bastards.
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